wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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(via ruinedchildhood)

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

(via mellow-yellohhhh)

  • *male celebrity gets his nudes leaked*
  • everyone: oh my gOOOOD WHERE CAN I SEE MORE IM GONNA DIE THIS IS SO HOT !1111!
  • *female celebrity gets her nudes leaked*
  • everyone: ok but why did she even take those pics,.... she was asking for it lol

cuntherine:

i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

(Source: illuminators, via moistbottom)

hotboyfriend:

Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever 

(via burgerkid)

scientifrick:

if u hate christmas spirit u can jingle the fuck out of my life

(via iusedtobeorgasm)

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

(Source: plnts, via mellow-yellohhhh)